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The App Store has a ranking problem: nobody can tell you why one app sits above another. Downloads, reviews, retention, editorial taste, a model nobody outside Cupertino has seen. This board fixes that by removing the mystery entirely.

Here, rank is the bid. That is the entire algorithm. It is transparent, it is auditable, and it is completely absurd — which is the point.

No ads. No API keys. No revenue share. No accounts. Pay once, stand above everyone else until somebody wants it more than you do.